THIS LOVELY THING

 

Oftentimes I find myself simply thinking about Home Depot's (TM) Sitter of Souls from their 2023 season. 

I remember this getting quite a bit of hate for some pretty good reasons, but by God, this design just hooks with me! 

Now the phrases are pure shit, of course. It's so funny how the voice actor pronounces T's. But I am in love with the smile and the eyes and the pigtails and just everything about this for some horrible reason. Pan Asian Creations really doesn't make anything notable in my opinion, but this burlap girl lodged herself inside my brain, which believe it or not is a good thing. It means your design succeeded, uncredited artist! And for just $100 you could do A HELL OF A LOT WORSE (LOOKING DIRECTLY AT NIGHT TERROR)

Also, every time I think about this prop, I pair it with the song "Play With Me" by the Insane Clown Posse. I haven't the brightest idea why, especially when there was a much more fitting prop from that same year (the doll that rips the bear's head off.) But overall this thing is inoffensive at worst, and just so cool and evil at best. Scarecrow props usually bore me to tears, though I can't help but love this with my black heart. 


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  1. AnonymousJuly 10, 2024 at 7:04 AM

    I would rather buy night terror over her

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